Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.
last christmas i gave you my heart
but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died
I have been waiting all year to reblog this
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*